The internet of porn is like the alcohol aisle in a supermarket; there are 100s of bottle but the vast majority are cheap and taste horrible. I'm here to bring out an aged whiskey, quality and class in a metaphorical bottle. So enjoy this platter of pretentious porn, the classiest smut one can find.

The content of this blog will contain adult material (who'd have guessed?) so probably best to stay off while your boss is about, and at least pretend to be 18. Asks and Submissions appreciated.